Raise your right hand and repeat after me:

As an official Noonie I here solemnly swear
To arrive early enough to save all a good chair.

During every concert I flock to I say:
"I promise to always sing, clap, and sway."

I will remember to sing "Henry" right.
If I don't, there surely will be a good fight!

I will bring lots of film (A professional I'm not!)
To capture our leader in the most perfect shot.

After the concert is over, I promise to post
Every detail and happening that I cherish most!